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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (·Î¸Ç½º ¼öÇÐ)

1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º)

2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û)

3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥)

4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å)






SHOPPING MATH (¼îÇÎ »ê¼ö)

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

(³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.)

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

(¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.)







GENERAL EQUATIONS& STATISTICS (Àü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé)

A woman worries about the future until she gets husband.

(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

(³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù. ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

(ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

(±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)







HAPPINESS (Çູ)

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.

(³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.)

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and

not try to understand her at all.

(¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ­´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.)






APPEARANCE (¿Ü¸ð)
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

(³²ÀÚ´Â ÀÚ·Á°í ´©¿üÀ» ¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾ´Ù.)

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.)





PROPENSITY TO CHANGE (º¯È­ÀÇ °æÇâ)

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't

(¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.)

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

(³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.)








DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE (Åä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ)

A woman has the last word in any argument.

(¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼­µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.)

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

(±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.)





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